Woo's Worms

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Worm Jokes for this Week:

1. How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

2. What happens to a worm who digs too far? It gets in-dig-estion.

3. What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous? A maggot with attitude!

4. What does wormy leave round his bathtub? The scum of the earth.

5. What did the worm say when he feel in the Wareing Blender. Worm Soup anyone?