Woo's Worms
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Petey And His Worm
Once upon a time there was a little boy name Petey. He was 5 years old and live by the water on Long Island for summer vacations. He loved to fish, swim, and grow sedum plants, but his favorite pasttime was to play with his imaginary pet worm name "Wormy". Petey had a favorite hideaway under some bushes where he would go to play with wormy. They had all kinds of fun and adventures hidden away from the outside world. Petey was always safe from his older brother's friendly abuse in his secret spot, and he never told him about Wormy. One day Petey decided to have a birthday party for Wormy. He collected rocks and food and wrapped them up in newspaper. He knew Wormy liked to eat Newspaper as well as vegetables. Well, they had a great party. Wormy loved his presents and they told stories, jokes, and sang songs. It was such a wonderful day and Petey and Wormy were so happy until........
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Petey Picked up one of Wormy's big rocks and by accident dropped it on Wormy. Ooey Gooey! Years later Petey got old and changed his name to Woo. He started raising worms and developed a website in honor of his old friend, Wormy. Wormy has never been forgotten. A very sad but true story.
Four Worms in Church
(Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!)
A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good, clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol ... Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke ... Dead.
The third worm in chocolate syrup ... Dead.
The fourth worm in good, clean soil ... Alive .
So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?" Maxine was sitting in the back and quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" That pretty much ended the service !!
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